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"Don't even think about it!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Come and get it!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'I'm not going to remind you again, Harold. Now, go get the garbage and bring it in here.'

Emotional Support Pest

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

Flies up the ante!

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

"You remember us....from your garden."

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"Did you order takeout?"

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."