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The Karate Gardener

'I found the termites!'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Sparrow of Prey

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Ask me about my litter!

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Pest control.

"You should've called me sooner!"

'Ace exterminators, can you kill cockroaches for me, please.'