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Pharmacist to customer: 'Of course mosquitoes come out of it - it's mosquito spray!'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"We have a termite problem."

'Hello? Animal control?'

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'The mosquitoes have been just awful this year!'

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

'We get the occasional spider but no ants'.

'How much would you charge to kill my husband'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Cheese robot-squad.

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

Pubic transport

"I see balloons, food and drinks. Not only are there ants in our keyboard, they seem to be having a party."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'