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"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'I found the termites!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

Various Traps.

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

"Oh, the usual - spreading pestilence and misery. You?"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"Well, what a coincidence, Jeff's in vermin control too!"

Snail trap

"That pigeon's at it again."

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'Could we fleas get fleas of our own?'

"You remember us....from your garden."

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

'Ingredients: 'pine, ash, walnut, nails, insulation materials of unknown origin and all-natural asphalt shingles.'

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

"We have raccoons."

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.