Pest Patrol Champion Gifts

The Karate Gardener

'I found the termites!'

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Did you order takeout?"

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

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The Fireside Jungle: Beware of introducing pest into the house with new specimens.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

". . . be very quiet. . . I'm gonna catch that varmint."

"Please stop! Let me get the wine first."

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"I heard the mosquitoes around here were a problem, but..."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

Pest control.

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

Ask me about my litter!

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

"You should've called me sooner!"