Pest Control Champion Gifts

"Don't even think about it!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Come and get it!"

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

Emotional Support Pest

"Take my hand, my love, and come with me to the cabin, where we can explore each other's naked bodies for ticks."

Various Traps.

Flies up the ante!

'Hey buddy, got any bad breath mints?'

'The Hunt family have solved the problem of the fire ants.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

Protestors outside an exterminator shop.

"That pigeon's at it again."

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

Superintendent

"Looks like you've got carpenter ants."

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

'I do some light mousework for them in return for room and board.'

'It's only a slug Norman.'

There are many potent chemicals on the market...but private theories are often prefered.

'Not that insect, silly! That's my husband.'

"Did you order takeout?"

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

Priest fighting the Zika mosquito by getting rid of its standing water.

"The white powder is supposed to stop me, but I find it makes the leaves more delicious than ever."

"Your honor, my client is a very respectable blood-sucking pest."

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

"You remember us....from your garden."

"The people next door eat a lot better."