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If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

And he did, and they did.

Waterfront cafe...Exterminators eat free!

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Good News about winter

Man using to much bug spray

'I found the termites!'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Giant slug attacks a city

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'... and bless all of God's creatures with the possible exception of the greenfly...'

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

'Ugh, we've got termites, destructive little pests.'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'