Pest Control Officer Gifts

'How's it going?!'

'I'm starved. Instead of a fly in my soup, make it a mouse.'

"In future don't try to pick the pockets of pest control officers!"

'In future don't try to pick the pockets of pest control officers!'

Pest control.

'Jeffrey likes to think of himself as a small game hunter.Actually he's a pest control officer'.

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

"Houston, we have a problem."

Man using to much bug spray

Good News about winter

'I found the termites!'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Giant slug attacks a city

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"Maybe the termite problem should take precedence over the chimney problem."

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Come and get it!"

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

"Be patient. It's almost dead."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Gardener with window box and giant slug.

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'