Pollen Patrol Gifts

Sniff

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Cow Pollen

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

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"No, I said 'sit'."

"Here's Pollen!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

Sparrow of Prey

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

'You talk about a clean dog!'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

"How were the first few sips?"

"Here, clean up after yourself."

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

'My dog's classically trained.'

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

Poopa-Scoopa

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'