Pollen Pursuers Gifts

"How were the first few sips?"

Bee flying to another flower.

Bumble Bee

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'I love the smell of spring!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Here's Pollen!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

"Take it from me. Stopping to smell the roses feels like work after a while."

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"Not you again."

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."