Pollen Detective Gifts

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Employee of the month...

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

My first dead gnome!

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"I think we have carpenter ants."

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Here's Pollen!"

"You call yourself a pest removal expert? Well, my son is still living in my basement."

"Not pollenaise again?"

Ask me about my litter!