Flower Detective Gifts

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

Sun Flower.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

The Hummingbird

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

I see you've caught my honey robber.'

Elephant Tracks.

'I'd like a second opinion. Something about this guy just doesn't smell right.'

"Of course nobody knows exactly why they beach themselves."

"Great location. Let's check it out."

Clown watering his flowers.

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"