Garden Detectives Gifts

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Bumble Bee

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Getting Rid of the Cure

Watering the garden gnome

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'That chap really knows his onions!'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."