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So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Biodiversity

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

Getting Rid of the Cure

Watering the garden gnome

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'That chap really knows his onions!'

The afternoon shower catches the couple in the tropical garden. The rain shimmers on the flowers that perfume the air. Ryan Beardsley looks into her eyes and whispers. Twig! Watch where you're watering! The humidity begins to affect her mood!

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Nice job with the petunias, Skip. They're a perfect complement to the trip wires."