Germ Detectives T-Shirts

'Medical researcher have isolated the gene that makes us want to discuss our ailments with anyone we meet.'

'I found the termites!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

DNA Analysis.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Getting Rid of the Cure

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

"We've discovered two new organisms growing from school gym lockers."

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

Which is the genetically modified corn?"

'Oh-oh, they're looking up at me ? I think they're on to us!'

'Put it under my microscope!'

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

"According to my analysis, if Travis has the office cold this week, I'll catch it next week, and then Brenda -- which means that Susan should start sniffling right around Thanksgiving."

"I'm scared of germs lurking under my bed."

My first dead gnome!

"Is that Penny I smell? It's been so long... Hold on, is this Dougie? No way! That crazy mongrel, he is nuts! I remember that time he chased those kids on skateboards all the way down Cliff Street. Wait, is this Rosie?!"