Scent Detectives T-Shirts

"At least they got rid of that dreadful smell."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Canine Scentipede

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'I must smell more.'

"O.K., so I shrank. But you must admit I am brighter."

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

Excess