Scent Investigator T-Shirts

New from New York Candle Co.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

'It's nice to meet you Otto. Your scent precedes you.'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

Excess

'I say we back off: I can't smell fear at all...'

'I must smell more.'

"Uh-oh,...she smells another dog in my portfolio..."

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'