Scent Sleuth T-Shirts

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Have you no common scents?!'

"Do you smell something?"

'Don't pay any attention to him . . . his social networking relies on his sense of smell.'

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Yeah, I agree, close, but not 'Chanel No5'! That lady has been ripped off..."

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"Your husband loves this one."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Manna from heaven puts the olfactory talents of Israel's dogs to the test.'

'It's normal for pets and their owners to look alike, but you two are starting to SMELL alike.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Arturo Saltambocca and Rusty.

"Unbelievable! You know she is bound to have an amazing sense of smell, but you turned up at the date wearing a cheap cologne!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

"The full bodied merlot covers up the stench nicely."

Again, that's yours.

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

$1: Family Secrets

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Canine Scentipede

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Pheromones.