Germophobe Detective T-Shirts

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"The penicillin looks good."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"Maybe a little inconvenient, but not a single case of the flu in the entire office."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"Aways the victim."

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."