Germophobe Detective Pillows

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Wash your hands

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"The penicillin looks good."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"Aways the victim."

"Do you hear any bad germs?"

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."