Germaphobe Guardian Pillows

'...and now, Doctor, if you have satisfactorily disinfected your hands,...

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'Gesundheit.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Wash your hands

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Soap Versus Coronavirus

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

ABC Vice Company: Employees Must Squash Hands Before Returning to Work

"The penicillin looks good."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Shaking hands will transfer bacteria

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

"That's a semi-private room for you. You caught his, and he caught yours."

'I'm afraid you've got a computer virus.'

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

Yellow Fever: What you may catch if your painter sneezes.

"Aways the victim."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

"No, I'm not able to transplant your computer's antivirus software into your body. Try washing your hands more often."

There was a nasty bug going around.

"I could probably keep spring-cleaning till next winter."

"Ouch!... That hand sanitiser is a bit feisty..."