Germ Sleuth T-Shirts

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Disease Management

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'Have you no common scents?!'

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

'That new antibiotic seems to be working. Time to evolve again.'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

GM Crops Genie.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Newton's Law and Order.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

Undercover Biophysicists

Mysteries.

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

"Your right.. It is waving back at us."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'Louis Pasteur, after discovering that microbes transmitted disease, experimented with methods for killing them'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"Do you hear any bad germs?"