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''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

Is Gypsy Moth in Your Garden?

"Peter went in last Sunday to prune...but I haven't seen him since"

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

My first dead gnome!

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Pumpkin patch

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Bumble Bee

Science Fair. How viruses spread.

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Oi - I was pollinating that!!"

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Biodiversity

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

'It works all the time: Light a candle and dinner comes to you...'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Getting Rid of the Cure

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'