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'Have you lost the plot?'

Edgar Allen Poe

hard-boiled egg...

Bermuda Triangles

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Elementary, my dear Watson- the cartoonist did it."

Joan Hickson

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

$1: Family Secrets

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Botany Baby!

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

Tree Passion

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

Treasure Island Book.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"There's something I have to tell you."

'And I love the part when he finds out that it was his brother all along!'

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"That's hardly necessary!"

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

Sherlock Holmes Museum: No Hounds.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

"Ha ha, Newton! They'll blame it on a blunt instrument! No-one will ever suspect me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I spy with my little eye…"

'Believe me, you don't want to know what's in it.'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

"I'm an enigma!"

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."