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Garden centre shopper please by 'Satchmo' gnome

Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Even garden plants like to visit.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

Sculpture

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

"I like your garden humans"

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

Butterfly

Monty Don

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Guilty Northern Pleasures.