Garden Center Lover Gifts

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Botany Baby!

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Victorian Garden Romance

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Sculpture

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

Even garden plants like to visit.

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

"I like your garden humans"

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

'...and this is our noisiest model Sir - just right for waking up the neighbours on a Sunday morning.'

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

Guilty Northern Pleasures.

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

Butterfly

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!