Garden Hideaway Lover Gifts

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

Botany Baby!

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Tree Passion

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

Game time.

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

Judgment Day is coming next Monday. Repent. Now, hold on. How can I believe you when so many dire prophecies haven't come true? I sealed myself in a shelter twice in the late '60s, hid in the Appalachian Mountains a decade later. A huge bunching of Judgment Day visions in the late '80s led me to simply get a time share in the Colorado mountains … Getting out of town doesn't spare you Judgment Day. I don't think. Lemme double-check the clues in Marmaduke. Mostly I needed an excuse to get away. Th

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Victorian Garden Romance

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I can't believe I went so long without A.C."

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

"You make me feel 'hole'."

Sculpture

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"

Cover Design for Savoy (No. 3)

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

"What a gloriously sunny day...! I must get in the garden and burn something..."

Monty Don

Butterfly

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

Break up the hard soil around plants...and do everything possible to provide moisture...

"So then I thought why don't we just enjoy our pension flexibility now?"

Guilty Northern Pleasures.