Garden Retreat Lover Gifts

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Botany Baby!

"The new house is almost ready!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

I love my dog!

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

Victorian Garden Romance

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Louse and garden...

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'What's the night life-like?

"Harold's easing into retirement."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Even garden plants like to visit.

Septic Fields Forever.

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

Sculpture

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."