Garden Retreat Lover Pillows

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Botany Baby!

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Man transplants plant in his garden.

'Ah, now's there's something different....'

I love my dog!

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.'

A gap between the solar panels

Game time.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

Snail meets alien carrying flying saucer.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Victorian Garden Romance

The Rudges' peaceful home

Louse and garden...

'What's the night life-like?

"Harold's easing into retirement."

Sculpture

Septic Fields Forever.

Even garden plants like to visit.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'I'm in way over my head in this pond!'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

The Shed - commonly used as a male retreat.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

"Would you still love me if I was a human?"