Nature Lover's Retreat Pillows

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'What's the night life-like?

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Go away

Septic Fields Forever.

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

Glad we moved out of the City

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

A rest by the way

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

Hermit

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

Man In Steamboat.

'Well, we'll have to move into town, then - We can't afford a wheelchair ramp!'