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"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

'This veldt makes me worry about the condition of our yard back home.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

'What's the night life-like?

"I don't think there's enough vodka for another week in Canada."

Septic Fields Forever.

Go away

"Fred, no one is going to bother you here. Put away the Bare Spray."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."

A rest by the way

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

Glad we moved out of the City

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

"The good news is that all the teachers loved the weekend brainstorming retreat. The bad news is that a dozen of them are out today, with splitting headaches."

'We love the countryside, especially since all the shops moved out there.'

Man In Steamboat.

Hermit

Pear: 'OH, hey WOW, there's my old Neighbourhood!

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."