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A rest by the way

A Good Batch.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"I've never trusted cows."

'What's the night life-like?

Horse accidents

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"Can you milk a cow?"

"Where was I?"

"Storm’s comin’, Clara. Better get my absentee ballot in."

WHO THREW THAT?

Feng Shui for Farmers