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A rest by the way

A Good Batch.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"Relax. They're just crows."

About time!

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Ma, come see what just crawled out of the woodpile.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

What's your returns policy on faulty goods?

The Rudges' peaceful home

"I've never trusted cows."

'What's the night life-like?

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Horse accidents

WHO THREW THAT?

People fishing and relaxing

"Can you milk a cow?"

"Where was I?"

Now we wait for the show to begin!

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."