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"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

Desert Island Mishap

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

Making Things Pleasant.

Pension Forecasts

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

A rest by the way

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

Something above the common

BBQ Escape.

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

'Country Village. Population: 1246 (weekends), 27(Mon-Fri).'