Country Escape Enthusiast Gifts

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Desert Island Mishap

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Mountain Climbers get a Surprise.

'Life on the farm just wasn't for me.'

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

Making Things Pleasant.

Pension Forecasts

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

A sign giving directions to 'it all' and 'away from it all'.

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Pure unfiltered escapism vs abject despair

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Something above the common

A rest by the way

After several years of legal wrangling, the Nirawana authorities signed an extradition order for us to be shipped back to Reality from where we had escaped 16 years before.

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.

BBQ Escape.

'Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day . . . teach a man to fish and he'll never get any work done.'

'Let's turn the TV off, I fancy some escapism.'

"The city life isn't for everyone, so my second house is in the Hamptons."

Shepherd dreaming about driving in the "Fast lane" with a truck full of sheep.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'Louder, Doctor! I can't make out what you're saying.'