Country Adventurer Gifts

'I'm impressed with my new pointer.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Walking Tourist.

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Fly Football

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A Day in the Country.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"We should get out to the country more often."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

"Help!"

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

A bit of Newlyn.

"How much further away from it all will we be going?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Dogs and Chickens

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."