Country Adventurer Gifts

'I'm impressed with my new pointer.'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Walking Tourist.

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Fly Football

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

...the all-terrain skateboard.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Are we there yet?"

"It is my place!"

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

A Day in the Country.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

A bit of Newlyn.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Help!"

"Thank god we're out of the city."

While hunting, Brad finds bear signs. (hunter in woods looking at toilet paper roll on a branch)