Country Adventures Gifts

Making Things Pleasant.

Bitchbark Canoe

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Echo Tourism'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Collies Without Borders

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

'How very Cumbria.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'How's the water skiing?'

A smiling cyclist

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Farmer and FIsherman

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."