Country Adventures Gifts

Making Things Pleasant.

Bitchbark Canoe

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Echo Tourism'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Collies Without Borders

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'How very Cumbria.'

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

A smiling cyclist

"Dad! Dad! It's freezing out here! I wish we had a fireplace to get all cozy and roast marshmallows!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'How's the water skiing?'

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. IX

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!