Farm Adventurer Gifts

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Fly Football

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Before/After

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

An early space launch attempt.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Dogs and Chickens

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Spaghetti Road

"The pH level seems a little off."

A bit of Newlyn.