Farm Adventurer Pillows

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

Fly Football

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

An early space launch attempt.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

GMOs: The Next Generation

Free Range Employees.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"The pH level seems a little off."

Spaghetti Road

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Dogs and Chickens

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

A bit of Newlyn.