Agriculture Adventurer Gifts

'He got sprayed with fertilizer.'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Cow Pilot.

Farmers and the Bank

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"They’re real."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Get on with it!

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

Cow and Milk

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

The worm that churned!

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'