Agriculture Adventurer Gifts

'He got sprayed with fertilizer.'

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

Cow Pilot.

Farmers and the Bank

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

The worm that churned!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Can you keep a secret?"