Agrarian Adventurers Gifts

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Cow Pilot.

Dog fetches dice

The Rural Bidet...

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

I told you not to touch its belly.

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'Well? How was the flight?'

The Lion Tamer.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

1715 - Newton discovers gravel.

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

You're Bob? S orry, you researchers all look alike to me.

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'