Agro-adventurer Gifts

"Our GMO team is taking a cue from the wine industry. This is pork in a box."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Draw your own path."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Arf! Arf!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

A bit of Newlyn.

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Cow Pilot.

Lost

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

'It is a huge property, originally built by a Condor: Perfect for a large family...'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'