Agricultural Adventurers Gifts

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Before/After

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

GMOs: The Next Generation

Milking the Cow.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Tzatzikicicle

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"They know me here."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.