Agricultural Adventurers Gifts

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Tzatzikicicle

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'