Agricultural Adventurer Gifts

GMOs: The Next Generation

Having disappeared during the Apple Festival Hayride two weeks earlier, Brad resurfaces in a meadow in Washington County.

Mystery tour comes to the farm.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"We have reason to believe you're growing a GM crow without a licence."

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Eastern Europe - Russian drought brings wheat shortage.

The Rural Bidet...

Try to guess the continent dining...

Before/After

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Raptures

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Milking the Cow.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Cow Pilot.

A bit of Newlyn.

Spaghetti Road