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GMOs: The Next Generation

Mystery tour comes to the farm.

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

Giants of science: Oppenheimers Mushroom Farm. 'Get 'em while they're red hot!'

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"We have reason to believe you're growing a GM crow without a licence."

As Farmer Ron wondered where his cows had gone, somebody started the truck.

Eastern Europe - Russian drought brings wheat shortage.

The Rural Bidet...

Try to guess the continent dining...

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Raptures

Before/After

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

300 cows in a field...grazing!

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

A bit of Newlyn.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Cow Pilot.

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Spaghetti Road

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."