Agro Adventurers T-Shirts

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

Fly Football

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Cow Pilot.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

A bit of Newlyn.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"For heaven’s sake, Rozlyn, just give him the darn plant!"

"Voila! Our tree-trimming drone just saved us 600 bucks!'

The Rural Bidet...

Dog fetches dice

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

Extreme Sheepherding

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

The Lion Tamer.

Welcome,dear, to the Garden of Weedin.

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

"Good evening we would like to talk to you about genetically modified crops."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

Heenan Sayers Fight- Heenan's New Training base, J Pocock's Farm near Bath

"A wet winter. but we're making the best of it."

Corn Price Denialism

Where did you get a fig leaf TATTOO?