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The Corn Zeppelin

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Kardiff.

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Safari.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

A bit of Newlyn.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Cow Pilot.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Fight or flight?"

The Rural Bidet...

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Extreme Sheepherding

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"