Agrarian Adventurer Pillows

The Corn Zeppelin

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Kardiff.

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

GMOs: The Next Generation

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Safari.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Cow Pilot.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

A bit of Newlyn.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

The Rural Bidet...

"Fight or flight?"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

Extreme Sheepherding

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

'Well? How was the flight?'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'