Agrarian Adventurers Pillows

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

Kardiff.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Safari.

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Cow Pilot.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

The Rural Bidet...

Dog fetches dice

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

"We're looking for our local post office."

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

'Me lost, I come in peace.'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

'You're checking in for our flight--you don't have to play max coins.'

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

'Relax, folks, he just did that for me. When I get the hiccups, a little scare never fails to cure them.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Alternative Airport

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

'Is there an empty apartment I can use for cultural events?'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

The Lion Tamer.

'Well? How was the flight?'

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

Englishmen in Brittany Pt. 1