Summer Escape Enthusiast Gifts

On Holidays!

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"I’ve got to take this. It’s someone who isn’t obsessed with summer fun."

The Perfect Cannonball

Segregated Beach

"You weren't laid off...it's called Summer break."

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

'I need a jump!'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

Where the Wild Things Summer

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Nobody likes a smore loser

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"Yay! School is done!!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'