Garden Retreat Enthusiast Pillows

No I haven't finished sulking yet!

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

Cats and gardens.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

Lawnmower

The Fall of Gnome

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Do you mind!!?'

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Ecology

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

'Dog got your clog?'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."